Trying out for the Amazing Race? This post is for you.

I checked my status and I have 117 reviews. How is this possible? I turned off them counting my views. I wonder if Lauren looked at it 117 times. Today at work I told Lauren that I had over a hundred views. She joked that it could be our opposition and that I am helping them out.

If you are also trying out for the Amazing Race this post is for you. I have done a lot of research, so feel free to print this out.

Here is what you should do to ensure that you get on the Amazing Race:

• Practice driving slowly.
• When doing your application, use costumes or hand puppets.
• Focus your reasoning for being on the Amazing Race around why you want the money.
• If you say you are competitive, just leave it at that. Keep them guessing.
• If you don't have a criminal record, go out and get one. You will be more appealing.
• I heard working for Disney, CBS or their affiliates is appealing. If you can't do it have your spouse, sibling, parents, kid or someone you are living with get a job there. Stop at nothing to get the job.
• Don't talk about your personal life, job, or hobbies.
• Don't talk about your relationship with your race partner.
• If you have never seen the show, great! If you have, pretend that you have not. They like people new to the experience.
• Make a lot of demands during your video.
• Let them know that you are very litigious.
• Tell them it is tentative if you are available during the filming time.
• Gain weight and make sure you will get a bad bill of health.
• Read how to fail Rorschach Ink Blot test, Draw a Person, Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, IPIP-NEO Personality Test, and Kolbe Index, and other psychological tests.
• Watch a lot of television, uses a lot of media devices at once, and any thing else to decrease your ability to pay attention.
• Use up your patience. You will not need it.
• Have difficult conversations with your race partner. Find out what bothers him/her and do that constantly.